I come from the net systems peoples and
cities to this place mainframe
my format garden to mend and defend
to defend my newfound friend their hopes
and dreams to defend them from their
enemies
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they say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure no one
knows for sure but I intend to find out
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going give away my hiding way oh are you
feeling all right quiet get down get
down
what is it Bhairav I know Roman care
he's a mega most hexadecimal horse much
worse Oh No it's coming
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if slices dices touch coffee space and
even formats julienne fries but wait
there's more back now Himmel portrait I
had the log o matic
absolutely free for only 99 99 99 ah
Mike for the hundred and twenty eight
times
Oh can't we just turn him off I can't
his remote control ran away can you
blame it good old nothing it was
your friend's place your family Hanoi
perfect strangers free / only 99 that's
it you're getting dismantled glitch
screwdriver
now boss just calm down
incoming
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in your bag because friends can melt
like getting frisky with everybody's
favorite apply it wipes good evening hey
look two rupees be users horrible I'm
afraid so
one user four characters I think I know
this game
a dungeon deep we have to race the users
team to the bottom level
alright then reboot reboot reboot what I
see I'm not the warrior I'm always the
warrior well if you're not the warrior
then who is dr. Mike a mighty warrior
night vision this is bad very bad
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we're stuck like this a thief
can't use a warrior's weapon and an elf
can use a wizard's what exactly we're
all stuck playing our roles are you
waiting for edit out for your chance to
win sorry Mike but why don't you just
file yourself right here and let us
worry about winning the game okay trust
us it's your only hope
shunned by his friends ignored by his
loved ones abandoned my ability trusted
the move no not never
nein no way each day on the yes part
negatory
you can stay with us on one condition
stay out of our way okay guaranteed to
work behind the scenes so you don't have
to I'll drop out of sight of your money
back
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what's that now there's a happy cat yeah
gives me the Jegs cool you the chalice
listen to me
100 all in one at major stuff America
awesome
what is meat it's some kind of riddle
maybe a clue or a trap
let's find out hmm it's stuck do you
want like you to have no fear I'll save
you
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thanks Mike nice cozy cheerful hey Matt
look it shows us all the levels and our
positions there that must be the users
team up ahead and this must be out here
interesting so where exactly are me Lexi
according to this we're traveling down
the hopeless river of eternal
imprisonment the final resting place of
all those who fail to win the challenge
nice and where are we headed
well it looks like some place called the
vicious pit of total oblivion
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yeah
hold out will are you we - in the pit of
horror tune in next time for another
exciting episode of that darn why did
drapey London talk to you by Mike would
you just climb up
oh my watch
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nice
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that's just more doors and this door
will lead them to the next level
do another one door number two door
number three or Mike why don't we try
that one Mike cut it out that wasn't you
well if it wasn't you then prepare to
take the blade of my butter knife and
you just hate when that happens
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do something
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great it's more true for the price of
one
don't mice go away
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quick-fire kid :
okay lightning reflexes Bob keeps the
hovering horde today these gentlemen
work on long alright let's get going
this way I think it's this one wait
let's stop and think about this first
look the only way to figure it out it's
a trim' one Oh get away from going to
bother me all right folks step right up
step right up don't be late for the next
level
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what do you suppose that means
oh that's what
guys I think we're in trouble
oh boy
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that was easy enough
imagine ready read no matter where they
turned there was simply no way Oh log
off Mike this way glitch cutters public
now sure can't be serious he places he
dices he cuts julienne fries Mike oh no
we didn't get chance here the room for
this level oh sure that solved all our
problems last time if we could figure
out those riddles that would probably
make it a lot easier for us Bob you just
grow up
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stay frosty
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watch and learn
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lovely level like 65 only one more to go
and the users group is already there
sure it just have to breathe fire - why
not
the fire everything so he fits right in
with saddle worm living rock piles
killer puddle on Islamic battle Karen
Carmen watch up press ahead
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why did you miss me
this is it guys the last level finally
we made it then then a bit bit bit bit
bit bit bit and is it bit in Boonton
business business
ah
gosh
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thank you oh boy
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like only hope my gold injured partially
erased legalized cold sapele shoemaker
and Edwards revolt plea under booth oh
yeah
we're done for all right Mike I don't
believe it
he's a genius of course the light like
where in the world would you get a crazy
idea like that tonight dr. Goldsmith
versus the shadow monsters part 4 only
of B mmm
the bad monster movie necklace I like
that good job Mike I think we all owe
you a big apology
yeah did you Bo we're the chalice listen
to me one in all all in one that's the
key this guy's really starting to bother
me
at all at now for be plunged into
eternal bottomless blisters
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come on we can figure this out all in
one one and all that's the key all in
one one in all that's the key
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I'll pick some
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we're in trouble aren't we big
nope Charlotte
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belly first couple games with happy
haven't moving up out on the outside
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well now we know who the real wizard is
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Wow she's good the users are here do
something that's easy for you to say
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[Applause]
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little air prescription for room right
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[Applause]
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don't touch that dial
you're tuned to the commercial channel
all commercials all the time
reparative useless products to rock
easy little mind
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[Applause]
after user
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you
mm we have to do it together
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Oh
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so you see the secret to the whole game
was to act as a team we should have been
looking out for one another the way you
were yeah Mike we feel really bad about
the way we treated you and well we're
sorry
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thank you bus stop stop you you're too
kind
I'd like to allow I thank the Academy
our Mayer Maya agent what most of us
people like you my adoring fans silly
hey cookie he's really valuable in a
dungeon like adventure game he's
everybody's favorite appliance Mike the
TV Mike Mike you know we love you right
and you like to live long enough to see
another season right then give us a
commercial break
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